Random Thoughts

More 3 A.M. Thoughts

by Virginia Hanley

What does it say about your life when you realize that the man you casually speak to most often is the manager of the local funeral home?

How many legs does a spider have to break before he can't run anymore?

Why do shopping carts come to life as soon as you take them out of the supermarket?  The cart that was creaking around the store is frisky as a puppy when it smells the fresh air and begins to go in the opposite direction from where you are steering.  Why is that?

In the Ten Commandments, it says "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife."  Does that mean it's okay to covet my neighbor's husband?

December 3, 1999

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