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Where's
  my calculator?

photo by Don Norris



SO THAT's where my calculator went! Well, it was four years old, cost three bucks, and served us well. When the ice in the driveway melts, I'll see if it still works. If not, I got my money's worth.


LATER: Owner's note: I finally got my calculator out of the ice, and believe it or not, I coaxed it back to life -- sort of. It does everything but take away. It can accept numbers, it can add, it can multiply and even divide, but it refuses to subtract. Well, philosophically, it's my theory that if you never take away, you'll always be ahead in this game of life.


February 7, 2003






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