To shave or not to shave
That is the query.
I suppose that I should
But I think I'm too weary.
Perhaps just for one day
I can wash and ignore
The fact that every male
Must scrape his face ever more.
When going about looking hirsute
Everyone will think I look weird.
If they stare at me with askance
I'll tell them I'm growing a beard.
And for this dress-down Friday,
Why should I now stop?
I'll be a hit at the office
With this neat 'jama top.
September 5, 2003
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