Hold that smile for just one more sec'
While I make a focus and distance check.
It's f/11 and distance 8
At a 50th of a second rate.
Now just let me make sure
You are all in the viewer...
Click the shutter and there have we
A photo preserved for posterity.
Hold it now ...for the next I'll spin it,
Well, I'll be darned, there's no film in it.