Tempus Fugit

... a song for the times

Steve Johnson

Sing this little tune to the melody of the Gene Autry classic, "You Are My Sunshine."

The other night, dear,
As I lay sleeping,
I was awakened;
I had to go.

It was the fourth time
In the last two hours.
Please come take
My prostate away.

You are my prostate,
My only prostate.
You made me happy
In times gone by.

But now you're swollen
And blocking urine.
So please come take
My prostate away.

Steve Johnson
Peoria, Arizona
February 4, 2005

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