Dinner on the wing

... bird-watching at McDonalds

from the SilverStringers

Conversation with an English sparrow: "Man, that broad in the pink sweater sure is stingy. She wouldn't give a bird a crumb. Nevermind, here comes my order now," he said, looking in the mirror. "I'm really hooked on double burgers with cheese."  This bird makes his living in the parking lot of McDee's on Route 114.

Photo by Don Norris

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