Random Thoughts

Thoughts while shaving

Jim Tierney

Meteorologists have the most secure jobs than anyone, don't they? They can be wrong most of the time and stay on the job. Why do they try to predict weather seven days in advance? At the end of the seven days they are very seldom even close to their prediction and many times wrong up to the last day. And, why are the weather gals always beautiful and the guys goofy looking? Women probably watch the weather from either the guy or the gal, depending on the channel they happen to be on, and men "watch" the gals do the weather and then, maybe, go to another channel to get the weather forecast from a guy.

November 5, 2010

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