Eating out

... yum

by Carol Nelson

I know it was wrong. For months I have avoided meat and dairy like the plague. I
even quit coffee .. but last night I fell. I fell hard. I had supper at Sodium City.
It was deeevine and deeelicious but it was WRONG.

                       THE MENU

        Msg Surprise
        Msg over easy
        Msg omlette
        Msg delight
        Sodium Soup
        Sodium with noodles
        Sodium au gratin
        Sodium casserole
        Cholesterol Cake
        Cholesterol Cookies
        Cholesterol a la mode

Well,you get the idea. Don't let me go back there. Even if I beg.

April 6, 2012

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