The Ultimate way to save on, ah, ice?

... taking advantage of winter itself!

from Don Norris

It just seems such an obvious way to save a buck, on our electric bill.

I mean, like, ah, I opened the front door to get the mail, and seven icicles crashed down as the storm door swung by. Crackle, crackle, crash!

Hey, I was having a Pepsi, so I grabbed three or four of the longer spears and dunked them into my drink.

So here's the proof. How much do you think we saved with our stretch for conservation?

Maybe I could sell 'em.

March 7. 2014

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