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Chicken Little

... a couple of jokes that tickle my funny bone

by Betty Rossi

One day, a first grade teacher was reading the story of "Chicken Little" to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, "...and so, Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling". The teacher paused, then asked the class,
"and what do you think that the farmer said?" One girl raised her hand and aid,"I think he said,"Holy Mackerel! A talking chicken"!!

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there is a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says,"What the heck was THAT all about!"


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A duck walks into a bar. The duck asks "Got any grapes?" The bartender says, "Sorry, I cannot help you with that". The duck leaves. The next day, the duck comes back to the bar and asks,"Got any grapes?" The bartender says, "No,and if you ask me again, I'll nail your feet to the floor." The next day, the duck
comes back to the bar and asks the bartender, "Got any nails?" The bartender says "No", so the duck asks,"Got any grapes?"


August 7, 2015


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