More jokes that tickle my funny bone

... "what would you say? ..."

by Betty Rossi

Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?" Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader and a great family man." Eugene commented, "I would like them to say that I was a wonderful teacher and a person who made a huge difference in people's lives." Al said, "I'd like them to say, "Look! He's moving!"

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Mr. Smith climbed to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asked the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replied, "A minute." Mr. Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replied, "A penny". Mr. Smith asked, "Can I have a penny?". The Lord replied, "In a minute."

Editor's note: Readers of our "Mirror" are encouraged to submit their best, reasonably clean jokes for publication in a
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September 4, 2015


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