... two old Jewish men are sitting
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico"? Abe replies, "I don't know. Let's ask our waiter." When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" The waiter replies, "I don't know, Senor', I'll ask the cooks. He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No, Senor'. The cook says, no Mexican Jews." Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?" The waiter, realizing that he is dealing with "Gringos", replies, "I check once again, Senor".. and goes back into the kitchen. While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere." The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there's no Mexican Jews". "Are you certain", Abe asks again. I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews". "Senor, I ask EVERYONE", replies the
exasperated waiter. "All we have is orange juice, grape juice, prune juice, tomato juice and apple juice, but no Mexican juice."
Stolen from an old friend, Paul Olson....
Finally, the blonde joke to end all blonde jokes.
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asks to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is", she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "O.K. You can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
November 6, 2015