Here's another rib-tickler

... the elevator

from Florence Shea

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw,
but especially by two shiny silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The
father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son I have never seen anything like this in my life, I
don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a
wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between
them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls
light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began
to light up again and a gorgeous 24 year old blond stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the
young woman, said quietly to his son ... "Go get your mother."

November 6, 2015

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